I don't understand why Beyonce and Jay-Z didn't name their baby 'BeJay'.
I'm playing hide and seek with the kids right now and they'll never find me, because they aren't old enough to drive or get into this bar.
Three Wise Men
I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
I don't know what "Swagger" is but I know Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne both claim to have it so I'm assuming it's not talent.
As if the actual Kardashians aren't fake enough.