Ghetto Myspace finds the most ghetto pictures on Myspace so you don’t have to!!! Sometimes late night surfing after a rediculously long day can have a monster pay out.

This gem of a site is totally awesome *if* you want to know what it feels like to have a gun pointed at you… or flashed in your general vicinity; or maybe you want to see what your baby would look like with a gun on her lap? Pure Internet gold if you ask me. Oh!  And you’re gonna see a lotta dat ass, too!


Mobile Apps Gone to Far: Flojuggler

Flojuggler is “an application designed to track the menstrual cycles of multiple women.” SERIOUSLY?!?! That’s an app for THAT?!

Why would you want to do that?  Well, the Flojuggler folks came up with a bunch of reasons which I’ve simplified into these bullet points:

  • You’re sleazy enough to track women’s periods, yet having sex with a woman who is on her period disturbs you for some reason
  • You coach a woman’s soccer team
  • You want to follow the menstrual cycles of your younger sisters

If those reasons aren’t reason enough, consider this added bonus: Your new pick up line can be, “Wait?  You’re on the rag?  Give me one second while I enter that info into the Flojuggler app on my iPhone so I can track your menstrual cycle.”

Oh!  And don’t forget the charming follow up questions “How long is your cycle?” and the always popular “How long do you bleed for?”

Not sure if Flojuggler is right for you?  Go watch the “demo video” and you’ll immediately realize the only thing worse than the kind of guy who would actually use this app is the kind of guy who created it. Mad props on the name of the app though.


Road SMS: Text while Walking

Text messaging has become HUGE and some people text non-stop. Sending text messages while walking can be hard to do and sometimes downright dangerous dangerous especially in busy streets (watch out for that car!).

The app uses the built-in camera to project an image of what’s in front of you and put it as a background on the screen while you are texting. That way, you’d be able to see what’s coming up even if you’re just focused on your phone typing away a text message.

This Android app from the Samsung App Store that came pre-installed in the Galaxy S i9000. Seeing as this is an Android app I wouldn’t be surprised if this showed up in the app market


w00t Purchased by Amazon

Woot has signed an agreement with Amazon – yes, the Amazon – to become an independent subsidiary of the ecommerce colossus. Woot HQ will remain in Carrollton, Texas, and will operate as autonomously as other Amazon companies like Zappos and Audible.

True to form… you have to check out w00t’s blog post about the whole ordeal because it’s HILARIOUS!