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Chidi Ogbuta of Allen, Texas, had a wedding cake that looks just like… her. A couple of comments on this as this gal has some seriously ghettotastic issues:

• I can hear her now “does that cake make my butt look fat?”.

• I suppose her husband really can have his cake and eat it to!

• Besides, what’s wrong with eating your wife on your wedding night?

• Probably the only time you could say, “I’ll take a breast piece.” to a wedding cake.

Take a look at this 3rd pic… is her taking his first slice out of her vag…. oh nevermind.