This is going to make you bust a gut. Literally the funniest two clips I’ve seen on the web in a long time.

So here’s the history:

Comedian Jimmy Kimmel often says: “Our apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time” near the end of his ABC television show Jimmy Kimmel Live, a gag lampooning instances where shows cannot feature their last guest due to time constraints. On September 12, 2006, after a segment highlighting the running gag and a lengthy introduction by Kimmel, Damon finally appeared on the show, only for Kimmel to apologetically cut his interview and head to credits, as Damon cursed him. Kimmel later confirmed to USA Weekend that the skit was entirely planned and Damon willingly played along. Kimmel’s girlfriend, comedian Sarah Silverman, also used this line at the end of the 2007 MTV Movie Awards.

To top all this off, Sarah came on the Kimmel show with a skit called “I’m F*cking Matt Damon”… I can’t even explain in words how funny this is, so just check it out:

Not to be outdone, Kimmel returns with “I’m f*cking Ben Affleck”. It starts out much the same as Sarah’s skit but then 2 minutess in you get a star studded video with Ben Affleck as well as: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan, and Meatloaf and probably a few more. This one is even funnier than Sarah’s as it plays off all the funny things she did in hers. Just check it out: