Flojuggler is “an application designed to track the menstrual cycles of multiple women.” SERIOUSLY?!?! That’s an app for THAT?!
Why would you want to do that? Well, the Flojuggler folks came up with a bunch of reasons which I’ve simplified into these bullet points:
- You’re sleazy enough to track women’s periods, yet having sex with a woman who is on her period disturbs you for some reason
- You coach a woman’s soccer team
- You want to follow the menstrual cycles of your younger sisters
If those reasons aren’t reason enough, consider this added bonus: Your new pick up line can be, “Wait? You’re on the rag? Give me one second while I enter that info into the Flojuggler app on my iPhone so I can track your menstrual cycle.”
Oh! And don’t forget the charming follow up questions “How long is your cycle?” and the always popular “How long do you bleed for?”
Not sure if Flojuggler is right for you? Go watch the “demo video” and you’ll immediately realize the only thing worse than the kind of guy who would actually use this app is the kind of guy who created it. Mad props on the name of the app though.
I can’t find the right words to describe this app, its hilarious yet so disgusting.. kind of like Joan Rivers.. I actually, laughed out loud.. thanks Paul for a good laugh, and thank you to the creaters of flojuggler for making me look like that much better of a man for not creating it!