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You are here: Home / Business / If Your Cable Company Were Honest Commercials Would Look Like This

If Your Cable Company Were Honest Commercials Would Look Like This

March 29, 2013 by Paul Spoerry 1 Comment

The First Honest Cable Company is a spoof ad showing what an honest ad from your cable company would look like.

This mock cable company commercial from what Extremely Decent Films has dubbed “The First Honest Cable Company.” is freaking hilarious.

Just a snippet of the transcript in case you can’t watch the video right now:

You’ll have the option of choosing from several of our completely unwarranted ripoffs, including internet speeds almost 200 times slower than Korea… at twice the price. TV packages with over 500 channels, 90% of which you can’t view and we guarantee a plethora of hidden fees. Then our barely trained technicians will come to install your service somewhere between the hours 8am and 10 pm, knock once while you’re in the shower, and promptly leave…. Why you ask? We’re part of what is called an “oligopoly.” It’s like a monopoly… only legal!

Looking for a better deal, you can gobble down our balls… you’re paying for it.

#AWESOME

Filed Under: Business, Tech Tagged With: ad, app, gmail, honest, permissions

About Paul Spoerry

I’m a groovy cat who’s into technology, Eastern Thought, and house music. I’m a proud and dedicated father to the coolest little guy on the planet (seriously, I'm NOT biased). I’m fascinated by ninjas, the Internet, and anybody who can balance objects on their nose for long periods of time.

I have a utility belt full of programming languages and a database of all my knowledge on databases... I practice code fu. Oh, I've also done actual Kung Fu, and have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

I run. I meditate. I dance. I blog at PaulSpoerry.com, tweet @PaulSpoerry, and I'm here on Google+.

I'm currently work for IBM developing web enabled insurance applications for IBM and support and develop a non-profit called The LittleBigFund.

Comments

  1. Gail Gardner says

    April 1, 2013 at 10:34 am

    Fortunately for many, there IS another option: local wireless high speed. See my post about HughesNet for two sites where you can search to see if there is any where you are.

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