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You are here: Home / Google+ Posts / The Forever Bible: A Bible that Literally Walks on Water

The Forever Bible: A Bible that Literally Walks on Water

July 23, 2014 by Paul Spoerry 4 Comments

Not to get all grammar Nazi on them but a bible can't "literally" walk on water because it "literally" lacks the legs to do so. Anyway… dontcha just hate that your bible is constantly getting run over by cars, or dropped on a land mine or something? No? Me either, but if you are one of those people have I got a kickstarter for you. 

"Waterproof. Dirt-proof. Tear-proof. Virtually indestructible. It’s the first Bible in history built (and guaranteed) to last FOREVER.
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For centuries, publishers have printed the Bible with impeccable detail, using the highest quality papers and leather. We are continuing that tradition by printing the Bible with the very best materials that exist today. Using Space Age nanotechnology, we are able to print the Bible on an advanced paper that doesn’t use any trees, is 24X stronger than regular paper, and is completely waterproof, dirt-proof, tear-proof, and otherwise life-proof. The Forever Bible even floats in water, while keeping your notes and highlighted passages pristine."

Also, in a twist that could have only happened with the help of Jesus, they’re already selling the Bibles at a separate site before reaching their Kickstarter goal! It’s a miracle! 

Let’s hope someone doesn't make a indestructible Koran. Next thing you know, people will put it to the test to find out whether you can rip its pages or set it on fire and then all hell will break loose…. literally.

h/t: http://goo.gl/vNxsCx

The Forever Bible: A Bible that Literally Walks on Water.
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About Paul Spoerry

I’m a groovy cat who’s into technology, Eastern Thought, and house music. I’m a proud and dedicated father to the coolest little guy on the planet (seriously, I'm NOT biased). I’m fascinated by ninjas, the Internet, and anybody who can balance objects on their nose for long periods of time.

I have a utility belt full of programming languages and a database of all my knowledge on databases... I practice code fu. Oh, I've also done actual Kung Fu, and have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

I run. I meditate. I dance. I blog at PaulSpoerry.com, tweet @PaulSpoerry, and I'm here on Google+.

I'm currently work for IBM developing web enabled insurance applications for IBM and support and develop a non-profit called The LittleBigFund.

Comments

  1. Greg Schmidt says

    July 23, 2014 at 6:22 pm

    Forever is a really long time.  Something tells me that it won't survive our sun becoming a red giant.  Anyway, who's going to be around to collect on that warranty?  🙂

  2. Gary Pearson says

    July 23, 2014 at 7:40 pm

    Your commentary +Paul Spoerry is literally spot on. 

  3. Paul Spoerry says

    July 24, 2014 at 2:34 pm

    +Greg Schmidt Stop with all your science talk… god doesn't like that.   ;O)

    +Gary Pearson hahaha LITERALLY  lol

  4. Greg Schmidt says

    July 24, 2014 at 4:42 pm

    It's a tough existence being a god.  People go science and you become unnecessary and childish.  Quaint even.  🙂

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