When I get in an elevator, before I press a button I look at everyone inside and say “Are you ready to take this shit to a whole new level?”
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John Chavez says
I'm worse…….In my head I say "Deck [insert number]" be sad that elevators have no voice control and then reluctantly press the button feeling like i'm living in the wrong century.
Bonnie Cohen says
In a crowded elevator, I make fart noises with my hands. Mostly, people just start looking at one another. One time an older couple exited the elevator when the doors opened and said, "Ooohh, it stink in there."
Paul Spoerry says
HAHA ok that's hilarious +Bonnie Cohen