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You are here: Home / Google+ Posts / 50 Shades of Pray? (read on, did you know the bible started 2 Girls 1 Cup?!)

50 Shades of Pray? (read on, did you know the bible started 2 Girls 1 Cup?!)

March 3, 2015 by Paul Spoerry 7 Comments

 

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. – Ezekiel 23:20
– https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23%3A20

To be fair… I know cherry picking a single passage is BS. I fully admit my Ezekiel is a little rusty so I google'd it and it starts like this, "The word of the Lord came to me: “Son of man, there were two women, daughters of the same mother. They became prostitutes in Egypt, engaging in prostitution from their youth. In that land their breasts were fondled and their virgin bosoms caressed…."

BUT WAIT: THERE'S MORE:
If you read on to Ezekiel 23:32 "This is what the Sovereign LORD says: "You will drink your sister's cup, a cup large and deep; it will bring scorn and derision, for it holds so much." For real?!?! 2 girls 1 cup is from the bible?! Makes me 100 gazillion times happier I never ever ever ever (even asked my buddy "hey so… should I?" and he replied with an adamant, "NO!") watched that video.

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About Paul Spoerry

I’m a groovy cat who’s into technology, Eastern Thought, and house music. I’m a proud and dedicated father to the coolest little guy on the planet (seriously, I'm NOT biased). I’m fascinated by ninjas, the Internet, and anybody who can balance objects on their nose for long periods of time.

I have a utility belt full of programming languages and a database of all my knowledge on databases... I practice code fu. Oh, I've also done actual Kung Fu, and have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

I run. I meditate. I dance. I blog at PaulSpoerry.com, tweet @PaulSpoerry, and I'm here on Google+.

I'm currently work for IBM developing web enabled insurance applications for IBM and support and develop a non-profit called The LittleBigFund.

Comments

  1. Rust Cohle says

    March 3, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    This is the most incredible thing I have ever learnt. I just want to point out it also says this (if you wish me to delete my comment I will. lol)

    "the cup of ruin and desolation"

    – OK so far so good, that is a pretty good description of the cup in question

    "You will drink it and drain it dry
    and chew on its pieces—"

    How did they know? How did they know exactly what was going to happen? IS this predestination at work? Chew on it's pieces? The memory of that video never fades, never.

  2. Bjorn Bertilsson says

    March 4, 2015 at 1:34 am

    What video?

  3. West Kagle says

    March 4, 2015 at 6:05 am

    …..but where is the part about ingesting the other's excrement?

  4. Paul Spoerry says

    March 4, 2015 at 8:22 am

    +Bjorn Bertilsson do not look for the video.

  5. West Kagle says

    March 4, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    +Paul Spoerry
    Naw……..go on, let him go. The experience will be good for him……you know, builds character and all. 😛

  6. Eric Nicolas says

    March 4, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    Is crucifixion the ultimate form of BDSM?

  7. Paul Spoerry says

    March 5, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    I don't know that there would be an ultimate form… but I suppose as long as there was consent it'd be ok

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