Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest…

December 1, 2015 by Paul Spoerry 1 Comment

Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic
AMARILLO, TX—Expressing frustration with the lack of convenient locations in his area, deranged gunman and anti-abortion fanatic Jared Broussard reported Monday that he could not believe how far he would have to drive to find the nearest Planned Parenthood clinic.

Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic

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West Kagle says

December 1, 2015 at 5:30 pm

Not sure why we are even paying attention to this deranged person. The best way to make a cold sore hang around as long as possible is to pick at it.

…..also, I wasn't paying attention, and didn't realize the story was on 'The Onion'. I actually felt my IQ drop several points for having visited there (and I really can't afford to lose any). 😛

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