If there was going to be bacon-level pandering I would have expected it to come from Chris Christie. rim shot
OK I'll admit cooking bacon on the muzzle of a firearm is funny. Practical? No. And I wouldn't want that kinda grease all over a firearm. But jesus Cruz you're not cool and never will be… please let that go.
"In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks." Oh please. I love how they purposefully don't show the pattern of his shots either.
Le Mont Bennett (Mr Monte) says
Wait. Is this for real!?!?! Does he really think he is funny?
Paul Spoerry says
I think he thinks he's cool and this makes him look macho.
Le Mont Bennett (Mr Monte) says
How is he running for president! He was born in Canada.
Daniel Carelli (Panentheosis) says
+Le Mont Bennett Because a child born to US citizens is still a US citizen, champ. If my parents happened to have me while backpacking in Germany, I would still have full US citizenship rights unless I chose not to keep them.
Le Mont Bennett (Mr Monte) says
+Daniel Carelli thank you for the clarification!
Le Mont Bennett (Mr Monte) says
His ancestors, who were immigrants and not that many generations ago, would smack the shit out him!
Steve A. says
Simpleminded pandering.