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You are here: Home / Google+ Posts / Making Machine-Gun Bacon with Ted Cruz AKA is every d-bag stereotype in one video

Making Machine-Gun Bacon with Ted Cruz AKA is every d-bag stereotype in one video

August 3, 2015 by Paul Spoerry 7 Comments

If there was going to be bacon-level pandering I would have expected it to come from Chris Christie. rim shot
OK I'll admit cooking bacon on the muzzle of a firearm is funny. Practical? No. And I wouldn't want that kinda grease all over a firearm. But jesus Cruz you're not cool and never will be… please let that go.

"In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks." Oh please. I love how they purposefully don't show the pattern of his shots either.

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About Paul Spoerry

I’m a groovy cat who’s into technology, Eastern Thought, and house music. I’m a proud and dedicated father to the coolest little guy on the planet (seriously, I'm NOT biased). I’m fascinated by ninjas, the Internet, and anybody who can balance objects on their nose for long periods of time.

I have a utility belt full of programming languages and a database of all my knowledge on databases... I practice code fu. Oh, I've also done actual Kung Fu, and have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

I run. I meditate. I dance. I blog at PaulSpoerry.com, tweet @PaulSpoerry, and I'm here on Google+.

I'm currently work for IBM developing web enabled insurance applications for IBM and support and develop a non-profit called The LittleBigFund.

Comments

  1. Le Mont Bennett (Mr Monte) says

    August 3, 2015 at 2:04 pm

    Wait. Is this for real!?!?! Does he really think he is funny?

  2. Paul Spoerry says

    August 3, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    I think he thinks he's cool and this makes him look macho.

  3. Le Mont Bennett (Mr Monte) says

    August 3, 2015 at 2:20 pm

    How is he running for president! He was born in Canada.

  4. Daniel Carelli (Panentheosis) says

    August 3, 2015 at 2:22 pm

    +Le Mont Bennett Because a child born to US citizens is still a US citizen, champ. If my parents happened to have me while backpacking in Germany, I would still have full US citizenship rights unless I chose not to keep them.

  5. Le Mont Bennett (Mr Monte) says

    August 3, 2015 at 2:26 pm

    +Daniel Carelli thank you for the clarification!

  6. Le Mont Bennett (Mr Monte) says

    August 3, 2015 at 2:26 pm

    His ancestors, who were immigrants and not that many generations ago, would smack the shit out him!

  7. Steve A. says

    August 3, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    Simpleminded pandering.

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