If there was going to be bacon-level pandering I would have expected it to come from Chris Christie. rim shot
OK I'll admit cooking bacon on the muzzle of a firearm is funny. Practical? No. And I wouldn't want that kinda grease all over a firearm. But jesus Cruz you're not cool and never will be… please let that go.
"In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks." Oh please. I love how they purposefully don't show the pattern of his shots either.