You can now buy GMO-free Water in the U.S.A
Nope, you read that correctly. This water apparently is gluten-free, free of genetically modified organisms (GMO) and free of Bisphenol A (BPA), which is a compound found in the manufacture of some plastics. Don’t panic though – bottled water that doesn’t explicitly state that it’s free of these suspect substances is still perfectly alright for you. You can’t tell from the packaging but this water is unusual in one respect – it’s black.
In other news… it's not confirmed there are a lot of idiots living here.