Some guy just sent the Oregon militia 55 gallons of lube to go with those dildos
After complaining about receiving a dildo from critics, the militants in Burns, Ore., are now getting some lube.
To go with all the dildos people are making them! Hahaha
The real story here is that he only had to pay $17 for expedited shipping on a 55 gallon drum when I had to pay $20 for regular ground shipping of a 2 pound piece of steel.
Ooh! I finally get to use this link! http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
The comments on the item on Amazon are AWESOME.
Just sell this stuff in the Village along with the dildos. More money for the cause.
The townspeople have explicitly asked them to leave. They have no love (aside from using the dildos and 55 gallons of lube) in that place.