Rubio jokes about Trump’s small hands, forces world to imagine terrible things
Vine by Independent Journal Review
It seems Rubio has figured out how to dismantle Trump being a bully: middle-school-taunting tactics.
GOP is getting more ludicrous/awesome. Trump has been referring to Rubio as "little Marco" and apparently Rubio's team found out that Trump has issues with the…. you cannot make this up… the size of his hands.
So Rubio recently made the comment, "He's always calling me little Marco, and I’ll admit it, he’s taller than me. He’s like 6 foot 2, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5 foot 2, And you know what they say about men with small hands… " (insert pause for people to realize you're talking about the size of his man-parts) "… you can't trust them."
This all stems from Spy Magazine saying Trump had small hands… in the 1980's! Best of all the editor of the magazine, Graydon Carter, who now works for Vanity Fair says he will still occasionally receive mail FROM Trump with pictures of his hands to prove his fingers are normal-sized.
“To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump,” Carter recently wrote in Vanity Fair. “There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: ‘See, not so short!’ I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, ‘Actually, quite short.’ Which I can only assume gave him fits.”