Stein tied with a gorilla but still sags behind Deez Nuts

August 18, 2016 by Paul Spoerry Leave a Comment

Green Party’s Jill Stein tied with dead gorilla Harambe and losing to ‘Deez Nuts’ in Texas poll

There HAS to be a joke about spanking your monkey and accidentally hitting deez nuts… but it still being a better option than Stein in there somewhere…

Jill Stein is currently tied with Harambe the Gorilla (who was shot dead earlier in the year) and 1% behind Deez Nuts (a fictional character created by a 16 year old).

Curiously… none of the above are even listed by fivethirtyeight: http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=rrpromo

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I’m a groovy cat who’s into technology, Eastern Thought, and house music. I’m a proud and dedicated father to the coolest little guy on the planet (seriously, I'm NOT biased). I’m fascinated by ninjas, the Internet, and anybody who can balance objects on their nose for long periods of time.

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