When picking a ringtone, ask yourself, "How embarrassed will I be when this rings?"
It takes a lot to embarrass me sooooo I made a +The Daily Show  #CarlosDanger  ringtone (reverse sampled the NSFW parts so it's the "clean" version). Now every time my phone rings I think of John Oliver getting down.

Download: http://goo.gl/WyrPnc

+Christopher Means … this one's for you too!