Whenever someone says to me, "When one door closes, another opens." I want to reply with, "Also, you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work. How do you know so little about doors? Dumb ass." #TGIF#funny
I love how the Internet has improved people’s grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you’re" in a English class all you get is a red mark…. Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul. #funny is it #4thofJuly yet? I'm ready for a three day weekend!