Whenever someone says to me, "When one door closes, another opens." I want…

July 11, 2014 by Paul Spoerry 3 Comments

Whenever someone says to me, "When one door closes, another opens." I want to reply with, "Also, you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work. How do you know so little about doors? Dumb ass."
#TGIF #funny

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I think it's funny when dogs hide under the bed when they're scared

July 11, 2014 by Paul Spoerry 4 Comments

I’m like "you idiot, that's the first place monsters go!"
#TGIF #Funny

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I love how the Internet has improved people’s grammar far more then any English…

July 2, 2014 by Paul Spoerry 12 Comments

I love how the Internet has improved people’s grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you’re" in a English class all you get is a red mark…. Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul.
#funny is it #4thofJuly yet? I'm ready for a three day weekend!

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